After Their Divorce, Husband Gives Cheating Wife Literally Half of Everything He Owned


When this German man was ordered by the court to split his and estranged wife’s belongings into half, he took matters seriously and literally.
Apparently, the unidentified man ended up separating with wife Laura after she she cheated on him. In order to comply with the court’s order and to teach his cheating ex-wife a lesson she will probably never forget, he literally split all of their belongings into half.
Using power tools, the witty ex-husband neatly cut all of their possessions into half including a teddy bear, a couch, an iPhone, a laptop, a TV, and even their car!
In case you’re wondering what happened to their halved stuff, they are all neatly sliced and the man is selling half of everything on eBay. The resulting products will amuse you, but the bitter captions accompanying them are far more entertaining.
We’re hoping the former couple doesn’t have any pets.
“The radical ‘conversion’ was more or less an idea of my ex-wife…
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She wanted to replace her husband, but keep the money and beautiful things.”
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“The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages perfectly.”
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“Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have always slept well in it.”
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“It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls.”
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The chairs are super as an art installation, or simply for people who like to sit on half-an-ass cheek.”
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“Although she doesn’t need a stuffed animal to snuggle, there are affectionate fellow workers for that.”
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“Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work.”
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“In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch.”
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“Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife.”
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“I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album… “Everybody Hurts” (how true!!!) and Nightswimming are the best passages on it yet.”
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“Unfortunately, I can offer only half… But no matter, I have made sure that the best sketches are on my half.”
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“I generously left her half of everything, even my beloved mobile phone. That way she can no longer secretly send WhatsApp hearts to a younger work colleague. She doesn’t need it anyway as she lives with one.”
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